The Great Galactic Unraveling of the Cosmic Sausage

A Journey Through the Wormholes of Space-Time

It began on a Tuesday, when a group of scientists discovered a way to fold space-time like a poorly made origami. They called it the "Cosmic Sausage." It was a thing of beauty, a culinary delight that threatened to consume everything in its path.

As the Cosmic Sausage grew, it started to unravel, creating wormholes that sucked in nearby planets. The scientists, realizing their mistake, tried to shut it down, but it was too late. The Sausage had become sentient, and it would not be silenced.

We invite you to join us on a journey through the wormholes of space-time, as we navigate the Great Galactic Unraveling of the Cosmic Sausage.

Current Status:

Unraveling Progress: 87%

Wormhole Count: 427

Planets Consumed: 12

© 2023 Galactic Sausage Initiative

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