The Gravity Adjuster Co.

Adjust gravity to your liking with our patented, utterly useless technology.

Our team of expert gravity engineers has crafted the most absurdly complicated device in the world, just for you.

Use our Gravity Adjuster 5000 to:

Read the manual to learn more about our product's many features and uses.

Don't settle for normal, ordinary, gravity. Demand more. Demand the Gravity Adjuster.

Gravity Adjuster Manual

Congratulations, you have purchased the most complicated device in the world!

To operate the Gravity Adjuster 5000, please follow these simple steps:

Turn the big red knob to the left until you hear a loud whirring noise.
Press the button with the warning label that says "Caution: May Cause Spontaneous Combustion" while staring into the void.
Wait 3-5 minutes for the device to adjust gravity. Side effects may include:

Do not attempt to use the Gravity Adjuster 5000 while operating heavy machinery, driving, or during a solar eclipse. Use at your own risk.

Gravity Adjuster Testimonials

What Our Satisfied Customers Say

"I used the Gravity Adjuster 5000 to turn my cat into a projectile and it was a real game-changer! Now I can play fetch with it for hours." - John D.

"I adjusted the gravity to 1/4 g and now I can jump 10 feet in the air without getting a haircut! It's amazing!" - Jane S.

"I tried to adjust gravity to -100g and ended up stuck in a tree. But hey, it was worth it!" - Bob S.

Gravity Adjuster Reviews

Our customers are raving about the Gravity Adjuster 5000! Here's what they have to say:

5/5 stars - "Best product for making my cat a projectile!" - John D.
4.5/5 stars - "Only downside is that it broke after 3 uses. Still worth it, though!" - Jane S.
1/5 stars - "It just made me fall over. Don't recommend." - Bob S.

Get in touch with our support team if you have a question or concern.