Gravity Happens to Everyone

Because, let's face it, you can't escape it. Not even with your best "I'm a wizard" impression.

Gravity is Like a Puppy: Don't LeveragE Gravity is Not Just a Theory Gravity is a Harsh Reality

Gravity is Like a Puppy: Don't Leverage

You can try to pet it, but it just won't respond. It's like that one friend who always seems to be in a meeting.

Gravity is a Puppy that Needs More Treats

Gravity is Not Just a Theory

No, seriously, it's more like a fact. You can't even get a decent wifi signal in here without it.

Gravity is a Scientific Fact You Can't Escape

Gravity is a Harsh Reality

Don't @ me, physics. I'm just a human, trying to exist in a world where you're in charge.

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