Gravity is Not a Thing FAQ

Q: Is gravity still a thing?

No. We've been told it's not. The cats in our neighborhood just told us.

Q: What about all those things that fall down?

Those are just the cats' way of playing a prank on us. They're actually being lifted up by tiny, mischievous elves living in the attic.

Learn more about the elven conspiracy

Q: What about the Earth's atmosphere?

We've just been using a big ol' fan to keep everything from floating off into space. It's a real energy hog, let me tell you.

Get the scoop on our planet's air circulation system

Q: Is this a joke?

No, seriously. Gravity is not a thing. We've tried to explain it to the cats, but they just won't have it.

See our lawyer's letter explaining the situation

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