Because, let's face it, gravity is just so... boring. We've been stuck on this planet for 3.5 billion years, and what's our reward? A constant, unyielding pull towards the center of this rock? No, thank you. We deserve more.
Because, let's face it, gravity is just so... boring. We've been stuck on this planet for 3.5 billion years, and what's our reward? A constant, unyielding pull towards the center of this rock? No, thank you. We deserve more.
Ugh, don't be ridiculous. Of course, you won't. But that's not the point. The point is, with the right technology, we can create our own artificial gravitational fields, allowing us to float freely and stream our favorite shows in HD. It's a matter of time, folks.
Ha! You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let's be real, the IRS is just as omnipotent in space as it is on Earth. Maybe more so, considering all those asteroid-belt accountants.