Our Methods

Our patented, scientifically-proven method of towel folding involves the use of a combination of quantum entanglement, dark matter, and pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS.

Success Stories

We've successfully defied gravity and folded over 10,000 towels without using any traditional folding techniques.

• We folded 500 towels in 10 minutes using our patented method.
• We folded 1000 towels in 5 minutes while being shot out of a cannon.
• We folded 2000 towels while blindfolded and handcuffed.

Become a Certified GDTF

Take our free online course to learn the art of gravity-defying towel folding.

• Learn the basics of quantum folding.
• Master the art of dark matter folding.
• Practice folding towels while suspended in mid-air.