Gravity-Is-Just Prophets

Welcome to the Church of Disgruntled Prophets of Doubt. We're not actually prophets, we just really, really hate gravity.

Our motto: "Gravity is just an illusion created by a giant invisible hand holding us down." - Disgruntled Prophet 1, 2, 3, and 4

Our Tenets

Gravity is a myth created by our enemies to keep us in line.
The moon is actually a giant spaceship parked in our sky.
We are the chosen ones, destined to defy the fabric of space-time.

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Our Tenets

The Unholy Trinity of Disgrace:

Gravity is a Lie
Reality is a Social Construct
The Coffee Machine is Out to Get Us

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The Tenets of Disgrace

The sky is not actually blue.
Water tastes like sadness.
Gravity is just an illusion created by a giant invisible hand holding us down.

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