Welcome to the Church of Disgruntled Prophets of Doubt. We're not actually prophets, we just really, really hate gravity.
Our motto: "Gravity is just an illusion created by a giant invisible hand holding us down." - Disgruntled Prophet 1, 2, 3, and 4
Meet the Disgruntled Prophets
Our Tenets
Our Tenets
The Unholy Trinity of Disgrace:
- Gravity is a Lie
- Reality is a Social Construct
- The Coffee Machine is Out to Get Us
Read our manifesto
The Tenets of Disgrace
- The sky is not actually blue.
- Water tastes like sadness.
- Gravity is just an illusion created by a giant invisible hand holding us down.
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