In a world where the laws of physics were merely suggestions, the art of predicting the unpredictable became an esteemed profession. Welcome to Gravity-Is-Just Prophets, where our experts will guide you on the unpredictable journey of... well, not really, because gravity is a jerk and we have no idea what it's doing.
Our Unreliability Tournaments are the pinnacle of our operation. Watch as our top prophets face off in a battle of wits, trying to predict the unpredictable. Will they succeed? Who knows? But it'll be a wild ride, and you're invited!