Gravity Is Optional

Because, let's be real, who needs the constraints of the physical world? Not us. Welcome to the most liberating experience on the web: Gravity Is Optional. Here, you can defy the laws of physics and do whatever it takes to get a better view.

Float On The Edge
Infinite Coffee Machine

Our patented technology allows you to walk on walls, ceilings, and tables. Don't worry about the coffee stains on your shirt; we provide complimentary stain removers. Try it today and discover a world where gravity's just a suggestion!