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Gravity Defiance 101: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Science

Lesson 1: Deny the Obvious

Gravity is just a social construct. It's a human invention to keep us from exploring all the cool hidden caves behind the fridge.

Step 1: Refuse to believe in it. Repeat after us: "Gravity is a myth perpetuated by lazy physicists."

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Lesson 2: Develop an Alternative Theory (of sorts)