Welcome to Nowheresville - where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
Visit our Time Traveling Tales section for stories of wibbly wobbly adventures through the space-time continuum.
Indulge in our Gravity Wave Gourmet - because nothing says "fine dining" like a good old-fashioned gravitational singularity.
Browse our Gravity Wave Gadgets section for the latest in anti-gravity accessories, including the "I'm Not a Flying Monkey" hoverboard.
Please note that our Gravity Waves technology is still in the experimental phase. Prolonged exposure may result in spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion followed by laughter (we're still working on the safety features).
Not responsible for damage caused by misuse of Gravity Waves technology. Void where prohibited. Or where not prohibited. Or where we just don't feel like being responsible.
Visit our Forum and share your thoughts on the ethics of Gravity Waves, or just complain about how much your pants keep falling off.