On this subpage, you'll learn the art of growing the perfect handlebar mustache in 7 days or less. It's a game of skill, patience, and a good conditioner.
Click here to learn how to wax it.
We've got a community of mustachioed artists and enthusiasts waiting for you on our forums.
Monday: Condition and detangle
Tuesday: Style and wax
Wednesday: Rest and hydrate
Thursday: Condition and detangle
Friday: Style and wax
Saturday: Rest and hydrate
Sunday: Repeat the cycle
Don't forget to water your mustache, or it will wither away like a neglected cactus. Click here for our watering schedule.
Report your mustache growth progress to our server and get a virtual high-five.