Welcome to the most artisanal, bespoke, hand-wrestled clothing company in the land.
We take great pride in making each item by hand, with love, and a dash of existential dread.
Our garments are not mass produced, because who wants to be a cog in the machine, am I right?
Our clothes are for those who value individuality, self-expression, and the occasional bout of crippling anxiety.
We offer: