Keyboard Kaputniks

Where the keys go rogue!

Warning: Do not attempt to use this keyboard. It may cause:

Caps Lock to randomly shift into all caps mode
Numerals to start displaying only upside down
Backspace to delete entire paragraphs instead of just characters
Shift to swap the positions of all letters and numbers

Side effects may include:

Excessive use of exclamation marks
Uncontrollable outbursts of 'LOL'ing
Unexplained urges to write in Comic Sans

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Typing Tics Key Kapowderpwn

Or, if you insist on proceeding: