Weekly Hazy Horoscope
Welcome, space-faring friend! Today, you shall behold a series of hazy, unrefined astrological insights that will leave you questioning your life choices.
- Scorpios: Your week will be a scorched, smoldering mess, but don't worry, it'll be worth it.
- Leos: You'll be the queen (or king) of the galaxy, or at least, the local convenience store.
- Virgos: You'll be vexed, but also, possibly, kind of happy about it.
- Scorpios: Your week will be a scorched, smoldering mess, but don't worry, it'll be worth it.
- Scorpios-Will-Burn (again, because why not?): More smoldering.