Our boosters are made with 100% pure, Grade-A, totally-not- placebo health points. Guaranteed to make you 10% more awesome, or your money back.
Because, let's be real, what's a few points when you could have a fancy new hat?
Q: What's the point of this place?
A: Um, it's a health points thingy.
Q: Is it worth it?
A: Probably not, but hey, it's fun, right?
Q: Can I have my points back?
A: Ha! You'll never see those points again.