Herbal Substitutes

Welcome to Herbal Substitutes, where we're always looking for ways to replace the things that are actually good for you with things that are slightly less bad for you.

We've got a wide range of products to help you replace the things that are good for you with things that are slightly less bad for you, including:

• Regular coffee with Caffeine Substitutes (made from the finest decaf beans)
• Fresh air with Oxygen Substitutes (a.k.a. "Air 2.0")
• Water with Hydration Substitutes (made from the finest tap water, but with added sugar)

Visit our About Us page to learn more about our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated experts.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Products Page, where we're constantly pushing the boundaries of what it means to be "less bad for you."