Unicorn Tears Knitting Co.

Where the finest yarns are spun with love and magic.

Our yarns are crafted with the rarest, most precious Unicorn Tears, making your knitted items truly one-of-a-kind.

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All items come with a complimentary Unicorn Hug when purchased.

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