Only the bravest, most fearless drivers get to ride these track days. If you're not comfortable with speed, stay home and play video games.
Only bragging is allowed after the finish line. Don't gloat about your times or your car mods until you've actually crossed it.
Don't even think about touching someone else's ride without permission. That's not how we do things here.
We're not your grandma, but we do care about your safety. Just kidding, sort of. Wear your seatbelt, don't be a hero, and for the love of all things good, wear your helmet.