Warning: Downhill biking is not for the faint of heart. Or the timid of spirit. Or anyone with a functioning sense of self-preservation.
But hey, that's what makes it so exciting! And also what gets you a sweet new set of stitches.
So, you want to join the ranks of the rad, the brave, the utterly certifiable? Here's what you'll need:
And don't forget: Always wear a helmet. Or a tin foil hat. Or a hazmat suit. You know, just in case.
See you on the trails, maniacs!
Or not. We won't judge.