Pyrotechnic Safety Protocols
Warning: Do not attempt to reenact the following protocols at home. Or do. We won't judge you.
Pre-Flight Checklist
- Ensure proper clearance from authorities before igniting anything.
- Don the required protective gear: safety glasses, earplugs, and a fire-resistant jumpsuit.
- Conduct a thorough safety briefing with your team, including a 10-minute review of the emergency exit routes.
Launch Sequence
- Countdown sequence: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST!
- Verify that all safety protocols are engaged.
- Initiate ignition sequence.
Post-Flight Procedures
- Conduct a thorough debriefing with your team, including a 10-minute review of what went wrong.
- Document all incidents, including minor burns, singed eyebrows, and destroyed ego.
- Submit incident report to HQ for review and possible commendation.
Don't forget to sign the waiver form, too.
Submit your incident report