Where the moon is always full, and the skis never touch.
Join us for an evening of high-octane, low-impact fun as we carve the moon's craters into oblivion.
Next Event: Gravity Slalom, where the moon's gravity is just an excuse.
Height: 1000 meters
Drop: 500 meters
Speed: 200 km/h (or as fast as our accountant's lawyer lets us go)
Please don't crash, we don't have liability insurance.
Also, don't look at the moon, our lawyers say that's not allowed.
Or, just, you know, be careful or something.