Moonlight Slalom

Where the moon is always full, and the skis never touch.

Join us for an evening of high-octane, low-impact fun as we carve the moon's craters into oblivion.

Next Event: Gravity Slalom, where the moon's gravity is just an excuse.

Slalom Stats

Height: 1000 meters

Drop: 500 meters

Speed: 200 km/h (or as fast as our accountant's lawyer lets us go)

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Slalom Safety Briefing

Please don't crash, we don't have liability insurance.

Also, don't look at the moon, our lawyers say that's not allowed.

Or, just, you know, be careful or something.

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This page serves as a satirical take on the idea of moonlight slalom, a fictional extreme sport that's equal parts slalom, moon racing, and bureaucratic red tape. The content is absurd, humorous, and includes links to non-existent subpages that add to the parody.