Welcome, fashion victim, to the world of High Rise Pants. Here, we celebrate the art of finding a style that won't fall over, but also might.
Our expert designers have crafted these pants to be as unstable as your mood after a few too many cups of coffee. With an 8 inch rise, you'll be the talk of the town, or at least, the subject of many a concerned glance.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Case Studies for real-life examples of our pants in action.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click on Design Process for a behind-the-scenes look at how we create these pants of chaos.
And for the ultimate experience, visit our FAQ for answers to all your burning questions about pants that won't stay down.
Or, if you just want to buy some pants, click here.