It all began in the ancient land of The Caffeine Age, where humans first discovered the magical elixir of the gods: coffee. Little did they know, it would become the fuel for our modern, sleep-deprived lives.
Fast forward to the Dark Ages of Sleep, where the black stuff became a staple in every High-Riser's pantry. It was a time of great discovery, but also great suffering, as people began to realize that too much caffeine was not, in fact, a good thing.
From the Renaissance of Brew to the present day, caffeine has been our constant companion, fueling our creative endeavors, and making us slightly more functional, slightly more productive, but also slightly more anxious.
So, dear High-Riser, take a moment to appreciate the rich, complex history of your favorite substance. And remember: too much of it will drive you to Excessive Use and the Consequences.
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