Q: What is High-Speed Cave Exploration?
A: It's a thing where you run into a cave at high speeds. We're talking Mach 5, baby!
Q: Is it safe?
A: No. Don't do that. You might break your face. Or your bones. Or your spleen. Or your spleen's spleen.
Q: What's the best way to prepare?
A: Don't. Just, like, don't. Wear a helmet, maybe. And some comfy shoes. And a first aid kit. And a lawyer.
Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: No. Unless it's a velociraptor. Those guys are basically just really fast.
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Q: What about my insurance policy?
A: Don't bother. You're probably going to need a new one. And a new spleen.
Q: Can I do it in my pajamas?
A: No. That's just not how we do this. Unless you're doing it in CaveDude mode.