Why We Love Street Luge
It's like regular luge, but with more traffic cones.
Why We Hate Street Luge
Because we hate our lives.
Rule 2.2: Wear a helmet, but not too many. (You can never have too many helmets, but you can have too many helmets)
Rule 2.1: Wear a helmet, but not a helmet that's too flashy
Rule 2.3: Don't try to luge on a unicycle, we have rules against that
It's like regular luge, but with more traffic cones.
Because we hate our lives.