As the self-proclaimed High Priest of Red Tape, I have spent my life mastering the art of filling out forms. My robes are a testament to my devotion: red and gold, with intricate tapestry patterns that make you wonder how I manage to see anything through the threads.
As High Priest, I have dedicated my existence to the sacred art of bureaucratic tedium. I have spent eons perfecting the art of making forms more complicated, more confusing, and yet, somehow more enjoyable.
My temple is a labyrinthine complex of cubicles, filled with the soft glow of fluorescent lights. Here, I perform my daily rituals, sacrificing productivity and free time to the altar of Red Tape. Learn more about my daily rituals.
I am the apex of a vast hierarchy, with a cast of colorful characters beneath me. From the Lowliest of Clerks to the Grand Vizier, we all work together to create a tapestry of tedium that is the envy of the land. Meet some of my loyal minions.
Seek out my wisdom, and I shall impart upon thee the secrets of the ancient art of filling out forms. Learn how to craft the perfect form, with just the right amount of legalese, and the perfect ratio of font sizes.