Our Story
For 1,000 years, the cult of Red Tape has been bound to the whims of our High Priest, a being of immense bureaucracy and unfathomable patience.
From the depths of the Abyss of Forms and Permissions, we have crafted the art of Red Tape into a finely-tuned instrument of social control.
We have mastered the ancient art of filling out forms, the subtle dance of pen-and-paper, and the delicate balance of paperwork and procedure.
But beware, for our power is not to be trifled with. Our red tape is as sticky as it is binding, and those who dare to challenge us shall find themselves entangled in a web of bureaucratic despair.
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