FAQs for the Supreme High Priest of Red Tape

We get asked a lot of questions.

Q: What is the purpose of this temple?

A: To keep prophets in line. Don't @ us.

Q: Who is the Supreme High Priest of Red Tape?

We are.

Q: Can I get a refund for my sacrificed llama?

No, those are non-negotiables. Refund Policies

Q: Can I just, like, make up some new rules?

Refund Policies for the Supreme High Priest of Red Tape

We're not exactly the most flexible deities when it comes to refunds.

• We reserve the right to deny refunds, especially for llamas.
• Refunds will not be issued for services rendered to other dimensions.
• Refund requests submitted during leap years will be subject to additional processing times.

Don't like it? Time Loops to try again, or just Time Travelers Bureau to complain.