Pattern Specific Grief Tools

A High Priest of Red Tape's Toolbox for the Chronically Indecisive

Red Tape Shield

Red Tape Self-Preservation Techniques

 Procrastination Shield

Procrastination Scripts
Justification Machine

Justification Machine

 Bureaucratic Shield

Bureaucratic Scripts

Warning: Using these tools may cause excessive eye strain, mental fatigue, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.