Pattern Specific Grief: The High Priest's Guide

Chapter 1: The Agony of the Alphabetized List

It starts with the alphabet. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Each letter a unique and agonizing experience. A never-ending cycle of despair.

Chapter 2: The Suffering of Sequential Numbers

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten. Each number a reminder of what you'll never achieve.

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