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Spinning Techniques for Beginners - High Priest of Red Tape
Spinning Techniques for Beginners - High Priest of Red Tape
You've decided to become a master of the ancient art of Spinning.
First, you must learn the fundamentals:
- Start with a sturdy chair
- Spin in a counterclockwise direction
- Don't get dizzy
Now that you're comfortable with the basics, it's time to take it up a notch:
Advanced Tactics
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:
High Rollers
But be warned: Spinning is a path fraught with danger and uncertainty.
You may experience:
- Severe dizziness
- Spinning-induced whiplash
- Existential crises