Spinning with Lightning: The Art of High Priestly Procrastination

As the High Priest of Red Tape, I've mastered the art of spinning with lightning. It's not just a skill, it's a lifestyle. When faced with a task, I take a moment to spin it into a thousand threads, each one more complicated than the last.

My technique involves three simple steps:

• Twirl with reckless abandon, like a dervish spinning woolen threads into the cosmos.
• Add a dash of bureaucratic flair, because what's the point of spinning if it's not a bureaucratic nightmare?
• And finally, top it all off with a sprinkle of existential dread, because, let's be real, the universe is just a spinning top waiting to be knocked off balance.

Spinning with Fire: The Advanced Course

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