Advanced Tools for the High Priest of Red Tape

As the chosen few, the elite of the bureaucratic elite, you have earned the right to wield the most potent tools of our esteemed institution.

Below you'll find the most advanced tools in the land of Red Tape, crafted with love and an endless supply of paperwork.

• Time Waster 3000: A tool for generating an endless loop of pointless tasks.
• Infinite Forms Factory: A device for creating an ocean of forms to fill out.
• Meeting Request Generator: A machine that spams meetings until your calendar is full.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these tools wisely, or risk becoming trapped in the endless cycle of Red Tape.