Welcome, apprentice, to the esteemed High Priest of Red Tape! Today, we will embark on the arduous journey of learning the ancient art of Tapestry Weaving.
First, we must begin with the most fundamental principles of red tape. This includes learning the art of knotting, weaving, and un-knotting.
Now, let us proceed with the next lesson, where we will explore the mysteries of Advanced Tapestry Spinning.
Next Lesson: Advanced Tapestry Spinning