Red Tape Rituals

Learn the ancient art of Red Tape, the mystical practice of bureaucratic delay.

Step 1: Create an endless loop of paperwork

Write the same form 17 times, in triplicate, with an extra copy for the file clerk.

Next Step: Circulate the Tape

Step 2: Circulate the Tape

Repeat the same process, adding an extra stapler to the mix for maximum effect.

Next Step: Bureaucratic Ballistics

Step 3: Bureaucratic Ballistics

Aim for the perfect balance of form over substance, a delicate dance of procedure and protocol.

Next Step: The Great Spiral of Silence

Step 4: The Great Spiral of Silence

Maintain the perfect stony silence, as your petitioners await their fate in the void.