Chapter 1: The Ancient Era of Pointlessness
In the dimly lit caves of our ancestors, the first recorded instance of Nothing occurred when a primitive human decided to take a break from hunting for dinner.
They sat. They stared at the wall. And thus, the tradition of doing absolutely nothing began.
Chapter 2: The Dark Ages of Extreme Indolence
During the Middle Ages, Nothing reached an all-time high as knights would often spend hours staring out the window instead of practicing their jousting skills.