Host Vs Hostility: The Unlikely Duo

Welcome to the most unlikely of duos, where we celebrate the best of the worst in hosting.

Our Best Features:

Unreliability: Because who needs uptime, anyway?
Cheap Hardware: Because we're cheap, you're cheap, we're all cheap!
Slow Load Times: Because who's got time, anyway?

Our Best Enemies: The Worst Webdevs Our Best Mistakes: The Art of Doing It Wrong

We're Not Sorry

We're not sorry. We're just really, really sorry.