The Great Cheese Wizard

Located at the top of a mystical mountain, deep within the land of Fromage.

Aged to perfection, this wizard has mastered the art of gouda.

His trusty staff is made of cheddar, and his cloak is woven from the finest feta.

Legend has it that he can grant you a wheel of the finest, most exquisite cheese in all the land.

But beware, for the journey to the top is treacherous, and the wizard's sense of humor is sharper than his blade.

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