Subpages for the Inept

Welcome, fellow failures! Are you tired of being good at things? Do you want to learn how to be spectacularly bad at everything instead?

How to Fail

• The Art of Failure
• Philosophy of Failure
• Culinary Catastrophes: A Collection of Recipes Gone Wrong

Failure in Action

Watch our experts demonstrate the finer points of failure in action:

• Burning Water: A Step-by-Step Guide
• The Art of Spilling Coffee: A Tutorial
• How to Get Stuck in Traffic: Tips and Tricks

Miscellaneous Failure

For when you just can't seem to get anything right:

• The Procrastination Paradox: A Guide to Doing Less and Enjoying It
• The Science of Doing Nothing: A Comprehensive Guide

Our Experts

Meet the team of experts who have dedicated their lives to mastering the art of failure:

• Meet Dr. Reginald P. Fumblebottom, Ph.D.