How to Properly Admire Yourself in a Mirror
A Step-by-Step Guide
Step 1: Find a Mirror with a Non-Judgmental Face
Some mirrors are harsh critics in disguise, so make sure to choose a mirror that won't give you the side-eye.
Learn More About Non-Judgmental MirrorsStand at an angle, but not too much. You don't want to be at an angle, or you'll be at an angle.
Master the Art of Proper Mirror AnglesMake eye contact with yourself. It's like meeting your long-lost twin, but with less sibling rivalry.
Tame Your Inner FearsAnd that's it! You're now a master of self-admiration. Go forth and gaze upon thyself with confidence, or at least, without too much self-consciousness.