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Don't be a monster. They're related to you, even if it kills you.
Read on for more tips on how to deal with the impending doom that is Step 2: The Art of War
Drop shadows are the key to a successful in-law relationship.
Learn to pick your battles, or just give up and order pizza for dinner.
Step 3: The Longest Game is next
It's a game of cat and mouse, or rather cat and in-law. Outmaneuver them with your cunning and wit.
And then there's Step 4: The Endgame
Just give up and move out. It's the only way to be free from the in-law cycle of doom.
But wait, there's more! Step 5: The Aftermath
Deal with the guilt and shame of abandoning your family, and maybe even get a nice card from them for the holidays.
Thanks for playing! You've survived the in-law gauntlet!