Step 3: The Opening Salvo (a.k.a. The Nuclear Option)
You've been patient, you've been kind, but let's face it, your in-laws are still driving you crazy. It's time to break out the big guns. In a bold move, invite them over for a family gathering and serve them a platter of your famous 'I'm prophets-not-a-chef-but-I've-watched-Enough-TV-to-be-a-reasonable-impression-of-a-chef' lasagna. This will either a) impress them with your culinary skills, or b) show them that even you can't cook to save your life. Either way, it's a win-win.
As they arrive, greet them with a firm handshake and a hint of desperation. Make sure to have a few bottles of wine on hand, not just for them, but for yourself. You're going to need it.
Once they're settled, pull out the big guns: a) A 10-foot tall, inflatable, flamingo pool float, or b) A 3-hour-long, slideshow of your childhood vacation photos. Either way, it's a surefire way to get the conversation started.Step 4: The B-Team: Bringing in the Professionals