When dealing with a toxic in-law, it's time to break out the big guns. Or, you know, a few well-placed insults and a strategically placed restraining order.
Here are some last-resort tactics to consider:
But seriously, have a backup plan. Like a fake phone number or a fake address. That way, when they inevitably call/text/email you at 3am, you can just pretend you're in a witness protection program.
Step 5: The Aftermath Step 3: The Buyout Step 2: The Intervention Step 1: The Pre-GameQ: Will I ever be able to get my life back?
A: Only if you're willing to make some serious sacrifices, like giving up your first born (just kidding, or am I?)
Q: What if they just won't stop calling/visiting/emailing me?
A: Well, that's a whole different story. In that case, you might need to resort to some more... extreme measures.