Step 5: The Most Exasperating Game

Also known as "Who Can Cook the Best Chicken Parmesan," this step is where things get really crazy. You know, your in-laws are already a bit of a handful, but now you're competing with their culinary skills? It's like they're trying to drive you mad with a never-ending cycle of burnt offerings and condescending remarks about your sauce.

5. The Cook-Off

You'll know it's happening when your in-law's kitchen starts filling with the scent of olive oil and garlic. They're trying to distract you while they sneak in a few underhanded moves. Don't let them get away with it! Challenge them to a cook-off, but not before you've set up a few traps.

Use a non-stick skillet, but make sure to grease it with enough butter to clog the drain.
Substitute 90% of the ingredients with a mixture of sawdust and glitter. This will give your dish an "interesting" texture and aroma.
When they're not looking, secretly swap their salt and sugar containers.

Step 6: The Desperation Phase - Things are getting serious now. It's time to bring out the big guns.

Step 4: The Blitz Attack - Remember, you're not just competing for the right to cook, you're fighting for family pride.

But wait, there's more! Check out our special How to Deal with The Other In-Laws page for more tips on navigating this crazy world.