How to Create a TV Binge-thon Schedule for the Utterly Disciplined

Welcome to Neo-Binge, the ultimate guide for creating a TV binge-thon schedule that will drive you to the brink of sanity!

Step 1: Identify Your Binge-thon Goals

Are you a completist? Do you want to watch the entirety of every show ever created? Or are you more of a 'I-will-watch-one-episode-of-Stranger-Things-and-call-it-a-day'-type? Identify your goals and stick to them (or not, we won't judge).

Step 2: Select Your Show List

With your goals in mind, start selecting shows that fit your criteria. Consider the following:

• Shows with short seasons (less than 10 episodes) for the faint of heart
• Shows with long, drawn-out storylines for the completists
• Shows with questionable acting and writing for the sadists

Step 3: Create Your Queue

Now that you have your show list, it's time to create your queue! Prioritize shows based on:

• Your favorite snacks to eat while watching (do you have a stash of popcorn or a subscription to a meal delivery service?)
• Your viewing schedule constraints (e.g., can you watch for 12 hours straight without sleep?)
• Your tolerance for plot holes and poor acting

Step 4: Execute Your Queue

It's time to start binge-thonning! Follow your carefully crafted schedule and don't look back. Or do. We won't judge.

Step 5: Clean Up Afterwards

When the binge-thon is over, clean up the mess you've made! Dispose of leftover food containers, reset your viewing schedule, and pretend you didn't just spend 72 hours in a daze.

Happy binge-thonning, friends!