The Longest Game Strategy Part Deux: A Guide to Winning (or Losing) Big

Step 4: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Now that you've mastered the art of pretending to care, it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, you'll learn how to turn your in-laws into human pinatas, sacrificing precious time and energy for fleeting moments of entertainment.

Key Takeaways:

• Master the art of making small talk for hours on end.
• Develop a passion for re-watching reruns of The Price is Right.
• Learn to love the art of making excuses for why you're late, why you're tired, and why you still haven't seen them in months.

Subpages:

• Step 5: The Grandparent Trap
• Step 6: The Grandkid Glorification Strategy
• Step 7: The Grandparent Codependency Program

Remember, the longest game is not just about winning, it's about losing your mind, your will, and your social life. Good luck, you'll need it.