Step 5: Fake Phone Call Tactic

When your in-laws start getting too close to your personal space, it's time to bust out the fake phone call.

Find a quiet corner, grab a phone, and start talking to an imaginary friend.

Explain that you're on a super-secret, highly classified mission to save the world from an alien invasion.

They'll never question your sudden disappearance, because, you know, it's for the greater good.