How to Uranium Heist

Step 1: Gather a team of expert cat burglars.

Each member must have at least 3 PhDs in physics, chemistry, and ninjutsu.
They must also have an extensive background in catnip cultivation and extraction.
Finally, each member must be able to recite the entire script of "Cats vs. Dogs" by heart.

Step 2: Infiltrate the high-security Uranium facility.

Step 3: Disable the security cameras using advanced ninjutsu skills.

Step 4: Extract the highly radioactive Uranium core.

Step 5: Flee the facility and enjoy your newfound riches!

Infiltration Methods

Our experts have developed a range of advanced infiltration techniques:

Method 1: Disguise as a janitor and blend in with the cleaning staff
Method 2: Create a diversion by setting off the fire alarm and then pretending to be the fire chief
Method 3: Infiltrate the ventilation system and climb down to the core

Our experts have found that these cameras can be easily disabled using the ancient art of:

Ninjutsu: A ninja's best friend in high-pressure situations
Cameraspray: A special formula that turns the cameras into harmless decorative items
Magic erasers: A special eraser that removes the film and erases the memory

Our experts highly recommend using:

Don't let the radiation get you down!