Our servers are run by highly trained team of ninja monks who work tirelessly to serve you.
We use a combination of ancient rituals and cutting-edge technology to serve your requests.
Each request is handled by our proprietary "Bureaucracy" algorithm, which involves a series of intricate paper shuffling and form-filling.
When you request a URL, our team of skilled scribes write out a custom solution by hand in our on-site scriptorium.
Our results are delivered to you via a network of highly unreliable, yet somehow still functioning, hamsters.
Learn more about the How It Working subpage.